If I could be introduced by anyone. I'd choose Michael Buffer.
Ladies and gentlemen. You're in for a show. In this corner, writing with a traditional pen and pad. Standing at 6 foot 2. Weighing 180 pounds soaking wet. He hails from the VCU Brandcenter. He's worked on Footlocker’s Eastbay, Wingstop and now Gatorade. A 2016 Bronze Shorty Award winner. The pride of Inglewood, always up to no good.
Back up choice, his brother Bruce Buffer who's probably a little cheaper. He also has the legal right to say "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE."